Sunset News: WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

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Friday, August 28, 2009

WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,
Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar
warned the United States that if Military actions against
Iraq and Afghanistan continue, Taliban authorities intend
to cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers
and possibly Motel 6 Managers.

And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab
Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer
Service Reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to
send us no more candidates for President
of the United States !

It's gonna get ugly

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