Just how bad is the economy - really ?

Just how bad is the economy - really ?


Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. So, the guy
that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made
$750 billion disappear

The economy is so bad:

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't
paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer
and Citigroup.

PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names

A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting

People in Africa are donating money to Americans

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know
how many kids are starving in the US?"

Motel Six wont leave the light on

The Mafia is laying off judges