Sunset News: A sure Cure

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

A sure Cure

A sure Cure

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat
the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner,
Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably
destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.

Caution: potential side effects may include immediate nausea
and or vomiting.

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