Sunset News: Circle Flies

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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Circle Flies

Circle Flies
> A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is
> trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the
> cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by
> talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that,
> he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy
> says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?" Obama stopped
> talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never
> heard of circle flies." "Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang
> around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always
> found circling around the back end of a horse." Oh," Obama replies as he
> goes back to rambling.
> But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's
> ass?" "No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the
> citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."
> "That's good," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more. After a long
> pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

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