Why I'm depressed‏ ...

(I'm really not, I'm just passing this along!)


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc.

I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was
suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......